Cali, 16, American, Time Lady, Ravenclaw with a side of Slytherin, Divergent, District 13
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I talk to everything, whether it's alive or not. Others seem to find me amusing. I have grand plans to rule the world (benevolently, of course). I geek out frequently over things I love, some of those things being: books, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Parks & Rec, Disney, Pixar, SuperWhoLock, and life in general. I probably own more books than is good for me. I read, I write, and I will most likely end up alone with lots of cats.

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Aww, this is the best spam ever. It’s like you know me personally!

Just realized that I have a freckle on my lip.

Apparently it’s been there for sixteen years.

This is disconcerting.

Serenade incoming freshmen with “Poor Unfortunate Souls”:

POOOOOOR UNFOOORTUNATE SOOOUUUULS

IN PAAAIN

IN NEEEEEED

Nymphodora Tonks- Something you would change about your appearance. I would change my hair. It’s unreasonably long and thick and uncontrollable.

Luna Lovegood- Something about you other people find weird. Well, I talk to myself a lot. A LOT. And carry on conversations - I know it bothers at least three people.

Lily Potter- Is there anyone you love so much you would die for? My family.

iamminerva:

You made me break out the ho-ho’s. THE HO-HO’S! Taken out of context, that would be a really weird thing to say.

iamminerva replied to your post: I’d just like to take this moment to remind you…

SCREW YOU! *sobs* I love you, but if you do something like this again …

mordanes:

janeturenne:

blueisacolour:

WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

I’d just like to take this moment to remind you all that John doesn’t know Sherlock is alive, and he doesn’t know about Sherlock saving them - he just thinks Sherlock killed himself.

sanityscraps:

perfectlyqueer:

snafflebithumptywink:

overconfidence-and-a-screwdriver:

sherbertsheperton:

That’s because the Norse gods were all about honor and valor. The Greek gods were just like “FUCK EVERYTHING.”

Quite literally.

Zeus would not. Stop. Fucking mortal women. And all sorts of terrible things happened because of it. XD

And goddesses.

And demigoddesses.

And nymphs.

And one dude.